Punishments - How creative are YOU?

[Zeita]

No,

These are all from my mind! :P

Forced to listen to really bad musicians.
Swallow hot coals
Have rotten fruit/vegetables/eggs at you.
Made to do physical activity until you're wrecked.
Amdair.

[Wilderop]

Castration

[Amdair]

I enjoy shipping people to Tubor, where slavery is not yet abolished by law.~

[Zeita]

Made to eat human refuse (urine/shit, etc).
Made to eat people.
Tricked into eating people (Soylent Green)
Have your eyes stitched open.
Have your eyes stitched open and dirt ground into them.
Someone gets you really, really, really drunk.
Above on your wedding night.
Dueling.
Dueling someone with disproportiante abilities to your own.
Sent to war.
Sent to Vavard.
Dipped in a dye vat.
Dipped in boiling water.

[Zeita]

Forced to bathe.
Forced to quack like a duck/neigh like a horse/talk like a Tubori.
Forced to live by Lithmorran social mores.
Be kept under surveillance knowingly/unknowingly.
Exposure to the cold.
Asked to do an impossible task and not allowed to leave 'til it is done.
Made to apologise.
Made to apologise in grovelling fashion.

[Estelle]

Rofl, I thought the whole purpose was to get away from PK! I -love- those ideas, but about half of them involve death, and death in a non code-supported way as well (hence having to call imm assistance?).

My few suggestions (not nearly as creative/gruesome as Charm's..):

Removal of status/lands
Forced hard labor/service, especially for the person wronged
Forced to stand in Church Square informing all passersby of your misdeeds
Seizure of all possessions/gold
Stripped naked for the stocks (apparently this was actually done in medieval times?)

[Enix]

Here's a scarier thought, she's the queen >.>

[Marsilio]

Amputation
Blood-letting
Quartering
Injection of Oil, Water or Vinegar into the body
Tar and Feather
Tongue Removed
Application of Red Hot Poker through any orifice (A la King Edward II)
Screws driven through the thumbs or toes
Pour molten metal down throat
Boil in Oil
Hang from Ankles in Dungeon
Boot with nails driven through it
Catherine Wheel. (Look it up. :P)
Brodequins. (Another good look-er up.)

[registerednuisance]

Marriage can be as much a weapon and punishment as any of these! To the right person.

[Zeita]

Marriage can be as much a weapon and punishment as any of these! To the right person.

Ooh, I like that one!

In the same vein, promotions to jobs that people don't want/will hate/will be so bad at that they'll mess it up.