Funny TI Quotes

[Kuzco]

Discord:

Starstarfish hoy a las 14:51
Vavardi snot is 50% Coarse Ruby

[CCCedany]

Resolving event scheduling conflicts:

A town crier passes nearby! “Rain Reed’s helping people carve Magebane lanterns over at the Three Cups’ beer garden. It’s free and just meant for fun, but she’s a little short on supplies so if you come late you might have to go buy your own candle!”

With a deep resounding tone, the church bells across the city sound solemn as they summon the faithful to River Square to see the biggest Magebane lantern of them all: THE HOLY PYRE.

[Inertia]

A town crier passes nearby! “Rain Reed’s helping people carve Magebane lanterns over at the Three Cups’ beer garden. It’s free and just meant for fun, but she’s a little short on supplies so if you come late you might have to go buy your own candle!”

With a deep resounding tone, the church bells across the city sound solemn as they summon the faithful to River Square to see the biggest Magebane lantern of them all: THE HOLY PYRE.

[mystry]

Don't ask where Torin was keeping the milk. [Torin]

Andorig doesn't ask where Torin was keeping the milk.

Aleana doesn't want to know. Ever.

Honestly almost every scene with Torin could fit here.

[Kuzco]

https://www.captiongenerator.com/188328 ... ut-Vandago

>=)

[Staub]

Player 1 says OOCly, "I just realized part of my clothes vanished.... "
Player 2 says OOCly, "Well then! o.o"
Player 1 says OOCly, "My underdress, not my overdress haha"
Player 3 says OOCly, "You ever get back to the guildhall after a long pyring and just whip off the thirteen layers of whalebone underdress and relax on the sofa?"

[Niamh]

[OOC] TheHeresyAgenda: "Imagine you go to the order and say "hey i want to report a moral threat." then when they ask who, you start stripping"

[Kuzco]

"You know how much a kick in the balls from a sabaton hurts, mon frere? I know. Perks of being both the law and above it."

Lord Norrig op Arcenant, to an annoying brother-in-law

[mystry]

Anonymous states, "Oh no"

Anonymous states, "A dead body"

Kinaed gets the corpse of a Lithmorran woman.

Kinaed eats the corpse of a Lithmorran woman.

Anonymous claims, "WHAT"

Kinaed looks innocent.

Anonymous states, "I hope you know that's going on the forum now"

[Staub]

(visnet) Player Anonymous: Anyone willing to assist me? I accidentally engaged in combat with my child npc because I applied soap to them to make them smell good.

(visnet) Player Lans: Show 'em who's boss.

(a bunch of actual helpful suggestions later)

(visnet) Player Lans: Flee yourself

(visnet) Staff Viridis: That will just teach them the wrong lesson.