Quit Quotes

[Lei]

"I can't BELIEVE I wrote a lunare sonnet 'bout a lunare demon fornicator."

- - Urtha the drunk concerning her Ahalin cellmate Lilikoi Hawali

[Titania]

"But if you put mine personage over thine knee, how will I extract mine head from mine ass?"

~Jae Fremont, in defense of his audacity

[Lei]

"Massage, my sweets. Back rubs. Foot rubs. Chin rubs. This is Lithmore, dears. The men in this city are as scared of their own cocks as you are."
-- a painted lady explaining to some girlish innocents what really goes on at the Slippery Dolphin

[Lei]

"It's very hard to pray well with wet feet." -- Rafferty the sock-merchant

[mystry]

"And here we have Zarif, our beloved Grand Inquisitor, to make sure that none of us gets up to any mischief."
- A mage explaining the presence of a certain poppet doll within in an alchemy and magecrafting laboratory.

[BlackSoul566]

"Calm yer roarin' arse!"

- One mage, to another after some magical experimentation.

[Erasmus]

"He'll be fined after death, for the Reeves'll think his corpse was wearing cardinal red!"

- Grand Magnate Mikhail Angelov, waving his dagger in a noblewoman's conservatory

[Dreams]

"Miss Belyayeva, I assure you, Mister Serraine has only the best of intentions. He's Vavardi, please understand."

- Philarion Dolinov to Anya Belyayeva after a scathing rejection

[Dreams]

"I am not trying to COURT you, Madame. There's no need to rub it in. Lord, you Vandagans are horrible at taking compliments."

- Raphael Serraine, after a scathing rejection from Anya Belyayeva

[Dreams]

"... it's a child, not a bloody plague. Calm yourselves."

- Marquessa Silvia ab Durandal, when her water broke in the middle of a tense emergency council meeting