Funny TI Quotes

[Azi]

You have earned 1 quest points from Azarial for colon targeting.
You tell Azarial, ""colon targeting""
Azarial replies to you, "...in hindsight, that was poorly phrased"


You have earned 1 quest points from Azarial for sneezing.

[Niamh]

Rothgar is breakdancing to avoid acid cake. It's a living. [App: 2]

[Kinaed]

[OOC] Kinky: "Imagine if I accidentally stepped on Laxus' foot with the dancing."
[OOC] Azarial already has.
[OOC] Kinky: "I need to go draw a meme."

[Niamh]

[Order] Azarial: Whelp. if there are vampires, I'm screwed. the 5yo knocked, the 2yo happly said 'come inside' wihtout checking to see who it was.

[Kinaed]

Niamh wonders, "Who ever heard of Tubori cheese? What would it be made of?"
Jozafat states, "Decadence."
Niamh claims, "Coconuts."
Sauvaige claims, "People"
Allyn states, "Bad decisions"
Niamh states, "All three."

[Tasker]

[Storyteller] Amadore: I should submit a cookbook written by thragg. So we can have a book in the library which is all about cannibal food without stating its cannibal food 1 strip of unidentified meat etc.

[Member] Empena: The NecroNomNomNomicon?

[Starstarfish]

[Action: Commander Jozafat Steenson is unarmored but ready for some playful pain. ]

Eirian ab Castell spams everyone with his gluttony.

[Niamh]

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<redacted> tells you, "Psst. You're a nerd."
<redacted2> tells you, "Neeeeeeeerrrrrd!"
<redacted3> tells you, "DORK"
<redacted4> tells you, "You're a dork"
<redacted5> replies to you, "Sorry, don't wanna be left out... nerd."

THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT PEOPLE

[Starstarfish]

Suero raises a brow at the 'package' "Wow... that is quite something..." he says.

[Delphine]

Zhar ab Arianrhod nods, smiling brilliantly, "Excellent. I shall return slowly."

Zhar ab Arianrhod begins to move north.

Zhar ab Arianrhod opens the northern door.
Zhar ab Arianrhod leaves north, left arm resting on the pommel of a steel longsword with the knights emblem on the crossguard.

The northern door closes from the other side.

To the north a man yells, "I MEANT SHORTLY."