Funny TI Quotes

[The_Last_Good_Dragon]

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[Order] Vlora: I just made an ascii dagger and it looks like a dong

[Tasker]

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"Renvald stares at Vlora as they begin to work on the door. "Get away from there," he orders,
striding over to grab Vlora by the shoulder and bodily throw them out of the gardens.

"And stay out!" Renvald's shout echoes as he boots Vlora onto the road.

Vlora, as she is thrown out of her own house for using the wrong assigned key. The ultimate anime betrayal.

[Niamh]

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[GL] Epion (GL) Empena: I drank half a bottle of Kraken once, I think I pierced the veil and talked to the LoS real time that night

[The_Last_Good_Dragon]

From @Calivion on the TI Discord!

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Well she sneaks around the world from Cort to Edessa, 
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Brune down to Vees, 
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to Jambellya, 
Tell me where in the kingdom is Inquisitor Sandiego?

[Niamh]

Azarial drinks from a dog-eared copy of the Erra Pater.
Azarial unties the leather binding on the Erra Pater and flips a page, lifting it
to her face. A quick surreptitious swig and Azarial ties the book shut again.

[Kinaed]

HOW THINGS ARE REALLY DECIDED IN STAFF MEETINGS:

Kinaed claims, "There is that. Okay, <topic censored>... quick vote, yea or nay."

Kinaed abstains cause she don't give a frak.

Niamh says, "Yay."

Azarial says, "Nay"

Kinaed questions, "Tie breaker?"

Temi says, "Umm"

Niamh trails off, "The fate of the world rests upon Temi's shoulders... Jeopardy theme begins..."

[Niamh]

[GL] Tenebrae (GL) feels left out

[GL] Earl Marshall (GL) Vlora: Omg steven fite him

[Kuzco]

A sweaty trainer who is taking a break replies to a bit of gossip, "The lasses were good, but did you see that Laudate? Mmmm, could have sworn I was going to faint when he bared his chest. ". [Rumor #14]

Spoken in front of said Laudate. He was alone. Things got tense.

[The_Last_Good_Dragon]

Things got tense.

Can u plz flag these as NSFW thanks?

[chronodbu]

Temi tells you, "Temi has transferred Blaise from The Court Malenta (5007) to The Massage Parlor at the Vavardi Baths (12831).... oops."


[RPXP Gain: Fair] [HP:bruised MV:weary P:walk] (bathed)
Temi replies to you, "Temi has transferred Blaise from The Massage Parlor at the Vavardi Baths (12831) to The East Cell in Ahalin Tower (12381)."