Funny TI Quotes

[The_Last_Good_Dragon]

[Order] Azarial: When pressed, everyone is vavardi in the dark.

[Niamh]

Vlora tells you, "That poop gave me a rash"

[Tasker]

"My thinking was she's hot and wet," Prisca Connor murmurs aside to Empena dul Cybinese.  [Prisca Connor]

[Kuzco]

You tell Lord Justiciar Steven dul Greighton, "Who the hell was Dul Acris again."

Lord Justiciar Steven dul Greighton replies to you, "The Duke of Vavard"

You reply to Lord Justiciar Steven dul Greighton, "Oh, that dude"

[LonelyNeptune]

You tell Vlora, "-someone gets murdered- "ugh, more paperwork""
Vlora von Vashaak tells you, "STOP KILLING PEOPLE YOU TWATS"

[Starstarfish]

[Physicians] Prisca: Also I need to remember to start arming myself whedn I leave the city, punched like 5 wolves to death so far. takes a lot longer

[Physicians] Empena: Wait, what?

[Physicians] Empena: You punched 5 wolves to death?

[Physicians] Prisca: Well not in a row.

[Niamh]

You tell Player, "STOP GETTING OWLS DRUNK."

Player replies to you, "EQUAL RIGHTS!"

[Kuzco]

Niamh tells you, "*whispers the word 'embezzle' on the wind*..."

[Niamh]

Following equal strength checks on Vlora vs. an NPC:

Vlora replies to you, "IMMOVABLE OBJECT MEETS UNSTOPPABLE FORCE"

Vlora replies to you, "THE WHOLE TOWER EXPLODES AND LITHMORE IS SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE"

[Niamh]

Iorel replies to you, "TLI pub list:   Chairs [ ] Stage [ ] Good Drinks [ ] Good Food [ ] Desk 1 [X] Desk 2 [X]"