Funny TI Quotes

[Starstarfish]

Azarial gets a swaddled female child.

Azarial replies to you, "Omnomnomnomnom"

[Puciek]

Niamh has awarded you 1 QP: hayden being a jerk

Class relation problems as seen by Niamh

[Puciek]

Travel with Niamh


(visnet) Staff Niamh: Oh, god. I hit "retrans all" instead of "retrans room". Sorry you guys!

(visnet) Staff Niamh: If anyone needs to be put back into the spot they were in, send me a tell.

(visnet) Player A: Oops! What'd that do to everyone else?

(visnet) Player B: Shot me half way across the Urth

(visnet) Staff Niamh: Kidnapped them out of their scenes. *facepalms* Where were you before, B?

[Niamh]

Player tells you, "OH. Reminds me. Someone needs to look at the sad description for water mages. 'Power over dampness'? Who wants that!"

[Kinaed]

That character is already playing.
Do you wish to connect anyway (Y/N)?y
Reconnecting.

look
Kinaed asks, "Darn, where's Azarial when you need him?"

Kinaed declares, "Oh, and hi! *wave*"

note write
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note read

[ #31 ] Staff Board
A note has been posted by: Kinaed
From room : 97
In subject of: Bad Smut Help
Date : Fri Aug 4 01:12:58 2017
Expires : Wed Apr 29 01:13:16 2020
To : Azarial and other staff, but mostly Azarial
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Hi Az,
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I've entered a "bad smut" contest on Facebook. I need to pull out the big
guns... You! Any ideas for plot bunnies? Here's some notes to get you in
the mood:
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Kind of hot, but still a douche bag
You and me could write a 'bad romance'
What an attractive knicker weasel
Tentacle Dick
Hips don't lie
he is a gymnastic person so he never walks
Hawt
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Working Title: That's just wrong.
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Inspirational Titles:
lyk dis if u cri evrytiem
Love Cliche
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Plot Bunnies Thus Far:
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Rookie cop Rick Grimes goes undercover at a gay bar, but he has a hard time doing his job when he can't keep his eyes off the hot cage dancer.
Yuuri Katsuki is drunk off his ass after the banquet and a tipsy Victor is left with him because no one wants to be responsible for the clingy Japanese man.
@
PS: Other staff are welcome to jump in!
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Niamh queries, "TENTACLE DICK?"

Temi sticks her fingers in her mouth and lets out a loud whistle which causes a rainbow to beam in at her summon. She proceeds to skip away up the rainbow, which sparkles away behind her. [OOC]

Kinaed spreads her hands and looks innocent.

Niamh states, "Diufshdyifg"

Niamh states, "Rofl I like that Temi fled right then."

Kinaed wonders, "Where did she go?"

Kinaed says, "Anyway, you'll need to decode that anagram if you want me to get a hint out of it. "

Temi skips in down a rainbow, which sparkles away behind her. [OOC]

Niamh says, "Handling a request in the graveyard. Didn't -actually- flee tentacle manbits."

Temi grins.

Kinaed questions, "Are you suuuuure?"

Niamh states, "Oh god. Do I even want to"

Temi says, "Yeah, I'm not squeamish."

Kinaed states, "If Az were here, I'd have 10 plot bunnies in as many minutes."

Temi states, "I'm perfectly capable of ignoring things in person if I need to ignore them."

Temi grins.

Kinaed asks of Niamh, "I know you're totally volunteering to beta my Bad Smut Fanfic, right...?"

Niamh says, "OH GOD."

Kinaed gives big eyes to Niamh.

Temi states, "I'm not sure, but I -think- Niamh may be squeamish."

Kinaed claims, "Bad smut entry? Just a log of Niamh's responses in this conversation."

Niamh FLAILS AT 900MPH

Kinaed claims, "I think she's exactly the opposite; just likes to play coy. "

Kinaed claims, ""Cullen flails at 900MPH because he's is a gymnastic person and never walks anywhere""

Temi muses, "Any ideas on plot 711 with the interest shown in items stuff?"

Kinaed claims, "Having a look."

plot review 711

Temi states, "I think that's less for you and more for Niamh"

Kinaed claims, "Oh, okay."

Temi questions, "It's not really a policy question and more a 'do you already know what happened?'"

Kinaed nods at Temi.

Kinaed trails off, "I can plot too... sort of. I mean, given what I've got going for this Bad Smut thing, I get it if you never want to let me near the plot system again..."

Kinaed is in lalaland thinking about TENTACLE DICK.

Niamh claims, "Dyfuysieyfg"

Kinaed muses to Niamh, "What is with you and anagrams?"

Niamh claims, "I honestly don't know. One time I smashed my keyboard in response to something and it felt awesome. It's been a thing ever since."

Temi claims, "It doesn't seem like there's many bunnies in your plot bunnies."

Temi states, "I thought it was less anagrams and more keysmashing."

Niamh nods in agreement.

Niamh claims, "I think Kinaed is TEASING me."

Temi grins.

Kinaed trails off, "I don't tease, I caress. Silkenly. With satin and ..."

Temi wonders, "Tentacles?"

Kinaed claims, "Shit, I'm out of imagination."

Niamh says, "...RESTRAINING KEYSMASH"

Kinaed laughs uproariously.

Kinaed pontificates, "Where is Azarial when you need him?!"

Temi states, "Asleeps"

Niamh claims, "I feel like somewhere in Colorado he just jolted awake out of a dead sleep"

Niamh states, ""I am needed on TI.""

Kinaed claims, "Dreamweave sent a bad smut plot bunny bouncing through his dreams."

LITERALLY.

[Niamh]

Kinaed asks, "The paddle is named 'Will of the Lord"?"

And later on...

Kinaed trails off, "Maybe we answered that too hastily... "i'm locked in a cell being paddled by the Will of the Lord" would probably be a 'think about that one'"

[Lei]

Pious Davite cat. Apparently not an oxymoron.

You look at what a mangy, half-starved feral cat is carrying:

[She has no beltpouch.]
a copper-nosed bluegill fish with a light, fanning tail fin
some roasted fish
( 9)a shot of rum
a serving of herbed beef sausage with a rich, creamy gravy
a short length of knotted candle wick
a thick book labeled 'Erra Pater'

[Pixie]

Jozafat ahs, nodding in quiet understanding as his hands wander to some tasty plum. He replies to Marisa and Emma "Ah, bu' m'ladies. There are some good situations. Like when we return orphans to their mothers, when we solve crimes an' see justice meted for th' good an' th' bad. When we perform adoptions, an' register marriages. Those are th' good times, y'see."

Jozafat says OOCly, "CHILDREN NOT ORPHANS OMG"

[Taunya]

Player softly nods, as they say, simply, "Seems to me like a case of colic, would you agree?" They ask of a large reddish-brown and white alpine mastiff, as they simply reach into their bag, pulling out a single, brownish pill, "The season most definitely calls for it." They say, as if quizzing a large reddish-brown and white alpine mastiff on her knowledge, as the pill is handed over, "Eateth of this first-- And chase it with this tea." They say, pulling a semi-warm up from the cupboard, as the pill exchanges hands...

A large reddish-brown and white alpine mastiff says OOCly, "Woof!"

[Pixie]

Margaux tells you, "I read your description as having a batman frame on first glance. X.X (Rather than bantam.)"