Funny TI Quotes

[Sephone]

I'm going to start this one off....


Aureliane raises a brow a moment at Jochen ab Blackwell's question and then laughs as she shakes her head, "It is my ring." She pulls a set of elbow length ivory gloves closed with ivory pearls from her hands, carefully, holding a hand out to show Jochen ab Blackwell a gold ring with aquamarines, set to each side of a diamond, a proud smile beaming across her lips.

Aureliane stop using a set of elbow length ivory gloves closed with ivory pearls.

Jochen ab Blackwell blinks and then nods with a smile. "Oh, I suppose I didn't think of how big it would be."

Jochen ab Blackwell begins to count their money.

[Kinaed]

Held an OOC meeting with the players to set up the Daravi war. Get a whole bunch of people in an OOC room, and what do we see?

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Her Majesty, the Queen of Lithmore says to Lord Amdair Lassider, "Sup dawg."
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Raidon says, "TI:L- We do war differently."
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[Kinaed]

Quest Channel during Daravi War:

[Quest] Grigori: "Beat the drum and blow the horn, Daravi under our thumb by early morn."

[Quest] Grigori: "Mozenk flies the mighty griffin, flags rippling while the general's riffin, walkin on Daravi corpses as they stiffen."

[Quest] Grigori: "Our fighting hounds aren't scared of hail, watch those Daravi choke and fail, another minute- and you'll see them bail."

[Quest] Malik: "For the love of god, Grigori. Stop doing poetry. We surrender if you Just. Stop. Reciting. Poetry."

[Kinaed]

More Quest Channel Amusements:


General Olither continues feasting while the others fight! Erm.. he maintains his position.

[Quest] Grigori: "Uhoh, Oli got into the army food stocks."

[Quest] Olither: "Don't hate me because you ain't me."

[Quest] Amdair: "Oli is our sercret weapon. He's going to starve the Sultanate to death."

[Quest] Amdair: "It's in the Erra Pater."

[Kinaed]

[History] :A hefty falcon tells you, "Ever feel like you're going crazy and talking to birds?"(Mon Mar 28 01:52:45 2011)

[Kinaed]

[You]: Az, what are your plans for the zombie apocalypse?

[Azarial]: Step one: get bit by a werewolf.

[You]: You know any?

[Temi]: Az probably already has one in store for just this occasion.

[Azarial]: It;s a free walking buffet. there;s bound to be one around.

[You]: I suppose their immunity to disease would be helpful, if you don't mind fleas and bad PMS once a month.

[Azarial]: There's a few minor steps, but it ends with eating the walking buffet.

[You]: I like my food fresh, personally.

[Azarial]: "Okay, good news! The zombies are gone. bad news...I have gas.:

[Temi]: Lol. <3

[Azarial]: "ZOMG, what crawled up your ass and died?! >_<" "...the zombie apocalypse. and it;ls crawliong out, not in. Ooof. more fiber is recommmended."

[Azarial]: If, a month or so intop the acpoaclypse when the decay rates are nice and squihsy, when it rains and all of the flesh sloughs off, do theys till walk around and become skeles?

[You]: And in a nutshell, I learn not to ask Az open-ended questions.

[Kinaed]

[Nobles] Kaemgen: For real, though, I wish I had more opportunities to RP with Tobin because I like what I've had so far.

[Nobles] Marisa: I do not recommend 'get yourself arrested' as a technique to achieve this.

[Nobles] Tobin: I'm gentle. Just ask Paloma.

[Kinaed]

Caria tells you, "One mage to another: "Do we still have the help files from demon summoning?""

[Pixie]

*casts level 100 resurrection on thread*

[Merchants] Emma hands Max Stick calmly to Galen.

[Merchants] Azarial: ...then it fades to black?

[chronodbu]

[Court] Tomas: I called top a long time ago

[Court] Takta: Well, you're the boss now.