Funny TI Quotes

[Voxumo]

Lisa, a young Tubori woman with a frilly white apron replies to a bit of gossip, "I heard the Lady Justiciar is looking for a servant to assist with cooking and stuff. Heard tell she pays a decent wage. Perhaps I'll send her a mail. ". [Rumor #10]

Tenebrae says OOCly, "*Glares daggers at Lisa* Traitor!"

For reference: Lisa is an npc in the Brotherhood Guildhall.

[Niamh]

Kinaed claims, "I used to not eat chicken until I lived on a farm where chickens tasted me"

[Niamh]

[OOC] SomeoneLoveable: "Who cares about the arrow holes and blood stains."
[OOC] Gattara: "Blood stains can be removed."
[OOC] Raspberries: "BILLY MAYS HERE"

[Vee]

Francesca horribly fails her dexterity check! [Fr224]

Francesca says OOCly, "Oh lord."

Norrig op Arcenant says OOCly, "*GRINS*"

[Kuzco]

Over Discord:

[Theodora]
TIL piercings mean you technically aren't naked code wise
 
Kuzco
hahahaha
 
[Theodora]
This changes everything
 
Kuzco
hahahahahahahahahah

[Niamh]

Kinaed states, "Also, whomever is scribing - please cut the whole scrotum stuff out."

[Vee]

[A merchant player through Discord:]
What gives you the warm fuzzies?
...and who laced the food in the kitchen with it?

[Me:]
OMG STOP DRINKING MY DRUGS

[Sparkles]

Norrig lifts Aramis.
Aramis stops following Theodora.
Aramis yells, "Help! He's got me and wont let go!"

Ianthe Meadows says OOCly, "AMBER ALERT!"

[Niamh]

[OOC] Radiune: "Dav: time to drown the mages. Dav's court wizard: I specifically requested the opposite of this."

[Niamh]

Kinaed claims, "I think he tried to cook his tool."