So. I remember someone on the Quest channel saying that we should have settled the war with a rap battle. Well, that is all sorted now, but the idea took root in my head. So, here I am, calling out anyone wanting to play.
Back in the day, old Dav ruled the roost,
Much respect grandpapi, but hear my rhymes seduce,
To the C to the H to the A to the R,
Straight into your dome like a morning star,
Find me chillin' downtown, flingin' the chalice symbol,
Red robe homies, yeah they all nimble,
Take one look, it clear that we own the street,
Ain't got no need to be discrete,
Packin HEAT when rollin' on them magey crews,
They all book it, cos they scared to lose.
My other crew, they flash them justice scales,
They the best in L-Town at fillin the jails,
They grab em quick to throw em in the clink,
All done faster than y'all can blink.
Got a war machine two hunned thousand strong,
When ya rollin so deep ya just can't go wrong,
Won me a new crib they call Queen's Laannding,
Straight out rocked that desert with my generals commandin'
Get my threads from my girl in the Excheka
Yah, rockin a style that sure gonna wreck ya.
Peek at my bling, you can see it Joolman,
You can't match this, dressed like you from a hill clan.
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Thanks Kin and Estelle! Easter Eggs would be fun. Perhaps we can switch things up theme-wise for April Fools Day or something, imms (and then say it never happened)? :P
Anyway, Amdair has taken up the gauntlet, and I believe our late Daravi sultan may be making a cameo as well. So... bring it, boys, if you're game to throw down.
Anyway, Amdair has taken up the gauntlet, and I believe our late Daravi sultan may be making a cameo as well. So... bring it, boys, if you're game to throw down.
HAHAHAHA, okay okay...im like a White boy, so dont make fun. But I will man up and take it. Bring it on!
Chillin back in L-town with my little rank in hand
I didn’t go to war, but I tried, now I just don’t give a damn
Now im stuck in this city, left behind with a bunch of snobby shits
Screw it, head downtown, time for some new kicks
Use em like a pro, try to steal all them lonely chicks
Here we go here we go, here comes that L-town queen
Walkin all flashy, showin off all that bling
I aint tryin to do it, but I feel a bit mean
Cant help but think, witch lookin like Charlie Sheen!
Lookin all wide, but just blames on a spleen!
Aint nothing special, nothing like she seems!
I gotta take break, I need a quick breather
Gotta stay away, she got that Bieber Fever
Think she all fly, what you think? Nah, me neither.
Aight then c-hunny, calling us out like we a joke
Rest assured, my rap might suck but I aint gonna choke
My name J-diz, or Enix if your prefer
You best just look the other way right now, take your chance to defer
I aint stopping til I ran out of things to say in my head
And check it out, websters dictionary right here on my bed
Don’t make me reiterate all the things I just said
Last joker who did it turn tail and just fled
So here we again, bringing out the battle
Hope your locked up, comfy in that saddle
If aint notice, I aint much the rappin sort
Screw it though, I did my due, ball is now in your court
(Logs Enix now and waits for beheading)
Chillin back in L-town with my little rank in hand
I didn’t go to war, but I tried, now I just don’t give a damn
Now im stuck in this city, left behind with a bunch of snobby shits
Screw it, head downtown, time for some new kicks
Use em like a pro, try to steal all them lonely chicks
Here we go here we go, here comes that L-town queen
Walkin all flashy, showin off all that bling
I aint tryin to do it, but I feel a bit mean
Cant help but think, witch lookin like Charlie Sheen!
Lookin all wide, but just blames on a spleen!
Aint nothing special, nothing like she seems!
I gotta take break, I need a quick breather
Gotta stay away, she got that Bieber Fever
Think she all fly, what you think? Nah, me neither.
Aight then c-hunny, calling us out like we a joke
Rest assured, my rap might suck but I aint gonna choke
My name J-diz, or Enix if your prefer
You best just look the other way right now, take your chance to defer
I aint stopping til I ran out of things to say in my head
And check it out, websters dictionary right here on my bed
Don’t make me reiterate all the things I just said
Last joker who did it turn tail and just fled
So here we again, bringing out the battle
Hope your locked up, comfy in that saddle
If aint notice, I aint much the rappin sort
Screw it though, I did my due, ball is now in your court
(Logs Enix now and waits for beheading)
Bring. It. On!
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There I was, takin' care o' my biz,
Rockin the court- just the usual shiz,
When I hear some kid, whinin' up a tizz,
It's that punk ass witch; calls hisself J-Diz!
He trying ta front, but he too late to the races,
Mami running laps- he's still tripping on laces,
I gots a golden smile, he flashin' braces,
Think he can punk a Queen holdin' 5 Aces?
(CHORUS)
Who da boss, the main witch, you say?
(Sugah Mami...)
Who da Davite who holdin' the most sway?
(We call her C-Hunny...)
Who own da shit, yeah all she purvey?
(Sugah Mami...)
Who got da Duchies on their knees to obey?
(Yea, we call her C-Hunny...)
I ain't called ya a joke, boy- nah.. you a one-liner,
Aww, screw that- you a pun.. while my rhymes gettin' finer,
Jus' stay at home, boy.. like a good little minor,
'Cos next time, ain't gonna be words-
I bring out my cat-o-niner.
Hope ya happy there, in bed with yo Web-sta,
But if ya ain't, how 'bout my witch Paloma?
All hail the C-Czar, C-Hunny done rolled ya,
Nice try, eh? Too bad you a league short of bein a bo-yar.
So long, Lil Dizzy... Don't let the door hit ya.
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(By the way, thanks for taking up the gauntlet and giving me the opportunity to reply! I really liked your rap, and it wasn't as white as you seem to think! Great work, Enix.)
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There I was, takin' care o' my biz,
Rockin the court- just the usual shiz,
When I hear some kid, whinin' up a tizz,
It's that punk ass witch; calls hisself J-Diz!
He trying ta front, but he too late to the races,
Mami running laps- he's still tripping on laces,
I gots a golden smile, he flashin' braces,
Think he can punk a Queen holdin' 5 Aces?
(CHORUS)
Who da boss, the main witch, you say?
(Sugah Mami...)
Who da Davite who holdin' the most sway?
(We call her C-Hunny...)
Who own da shit, yeah all she purvey?
(Sugah Mami...)
Who got da Duchies on their knees to obey?
(Yea, we call her C-Hunny...)
I ain't called ya a joke, boy- nah.. you a one-liner,
Aww, screw that- you a pun.. while my rhymes gettin' finer,
Jus' stay at home, boy.. like a good little minor,
'Cos next time, ain't gonna be words-
I bring out my cat-o-niner.
Hope ya happy there, in bed with yo Web-sta,
But if ya ain't, how 'bout my witch Paloma?
All hail the C-Czar, C-Hunny done rolled ya,
Nice try, eh? Too bad you a league short of bein a bo-yar.
So long, Lil Dizzy... Don't let the door hit ya.
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(By the way, thanks for taking up the gauntlet and giving me the opportunity to reply! I really liked your rap, and it wasn't as white as you seem to think! Great work, Enix.)
Hangin' in Barista, Listenin' to Callista
Dealin' out cards, 'cause nobles can't resist-ma
When in walks C-hunny, actin' like a sista,
Challenging nobs to a funky tongue twista
Oh no, sweetie, it just won't do,
Gotta show queen-kitty how to mew
Stackin' that deck, I set my rhymes to slay,
Time to show everybody that Vandago got play!
BOOM!
{Chorus}
Ana-ana-stazi, hotter than the pyre
Ana-ana-stazi, knows what ya de-si-re
Ana-ana-stazi, pickin' up a sec-ret
Ana-ana-stazi. Blackmail, yo... Or I leak it!
I'ma ruthless 'dagan heir with nothin' ta lose,
subvertin' ya court and stealin' ya booze
Betcha wonderin' how ya guard ended in my crews?
Anastaci's got the ansa- ya just old news!
Never in a scandal and I'm never caught schemin'
Me an' my crew settin' up nobles whilst they dreamin'
Contracts that make even Reeves toothless,
Remember before you sign, yo-
Vandagans are ruthless.
{Chorus}
Ana-ana-stazi, dressed in her best attire
Ana-ana-stazi, owns the town crier
Ana-ana-stazi, smoother than velvet
Ana-ana-stazi. Make your own brotha a zealot!
That's right, sing it!
{Chorus}
Ana-ana-stazi, set-cha on fire
Ana-ana-stazi, ain't no better liar
Ana-ana-stazi, her rhymes subdue
Ana-ana-stazi. Nothing's taboo!
Got myself an army, yo, well-paid protection
Piss a girl off and they'll make a connection
My game's so tight, I rigged the Cardinal's election
Don't be mad, suga. It's natural selection.
Holdin' the heir hostage ain't much to me,
My skillz are only merit, not treachery
Pass her the hanky and have some sympathy,
It aint Queenie's, fault she owes me the whole treasury.
BOO!
{Chorus}
Ana-ana-stazi, she hurt your feelin's?
Ana-ana-stazi, rigs all her dealings
Ana-ana-stazi, buying up your crew
Ana-ana-stazi. Oh snap, she's after you!
Yo, c-hunny, you hearing what I say?
Queenies like you wanna come around my way.
Not that a gal like me gotta boast
Even c-hunny weeps, when I riposte
So get yourself some shoes, a cane and a crown
You gotta do better if ya wanna throw down!
PAUSE.
{Chorus}
Ana-ana-stazi, Ana-ana-stazi...
Ana-ana-stazi, Ana-ana-stazi...
FADE OUT.
Dealin' out cards, 'cause nobles can't resist-ma
When in walks C-hunny, actin' like a sista,
Challenging nobs to a funky tongue twista
Oh no, sweetie, it just won't do,
Gotta show queen-kitty how to mew
Stackin' that deck, I set my rhymes to slay,
Time to show everybody that Vandago got play!
BOOM!
{Chorus}
Ana-ana-stazi, hotter than the pyre
Ana-ana-stazi, knows what ya de-si-re
Ana-ana-stazi, pickin' up a sec-ret
Ana-ana-stazi. Blackmail, yo... Or I leak it!
I'ma ruthless 'dagan heir with nothin' ta lose,
subvertin' ya court and stealin' ya booze
Betcha wonderin' how ya guard ended in my crews?
Anastaci's got the ansa- ya just old news!
Never in a scandal and I'm never caught schemin'
Me an' my crew settin' up nobles whilst they dreamin'
Contracts that make even Reeves toothless,
Remember before you sign, yo-
Vandagans are ruthless.
{Chorus}
Ana-ana-stazi, dressed in her best attire
Ana-ana-stazi, owns the town crier
Ana-ana-stazi, smoother than velvet
Ana-ana-stazi. Make your own brotha a zealot!
That's right, sing it!
{Chorus}
Ana-ana-stazi, set-cha on fire
Ana-ana-stazi, ain't no better liar
Ana-ana-stazi, her rhymes subdue
Ana-ana-stazi. Nothing's taboo!
Got myself an army, yo, well-paid protection
Piss a girl off and they'll make a connection
My game's so tight, I rigged the Cardinal's election
Don't be mad, suga. It's natural selection.
Holdin' the heir hostage ain't much to me,
My skillz are only merit, not treachery
Pass her the hanky and have some sympathy,
It aint Queenie's, fault she owes me the whole treasury.
BOO!
{Chorus}
Ana-ana-stazi, she hurt your feelin's?
Ana-ana-stazi, rigs all her dealings
Ana-ana-stazi, buying up your crew
Ana-ana-stazi. Oh snap, she's after you!
Yo, c-hunny, you hearing what I say?
Queenies like you wanna come around my way.
Not that a gal like me gotta boast
Even c-hunny weeps, when I riposte
So get yourself some shoes, a cane and a crown
You gotta do better if ya wanna throw down!
PAUSE.
{Chorus}
Ana-ana-stazi, Ana-ana-stazi...
Ana-ana-stazi, Ana-ana-stazi...
FADE OUT.
*Five lights come on, in the shape of crescent moons, one red, one blue, one green, one cyan, and one a black light*
I walk through the city, all big and tall,
Hearin' the voices of the nobles like y'all,
Anastaci with her evil, C-Hunny with her Crown,
Enix with his Websters, I just put on a frown,
I wonder why all these white people pretend they can rap,
'Cause I been spittin' since I came out black,
My name is Paere de Laerne, the Lord Templar,
For every mage I killed I got a scar,
You white folk all go 'round, actin' like you hard,
Not one of y'all went to fight the Queen's war,
And C-hunny, don't get me wrong, I'm all loyal,
And C-hunny, don't get me wrong, I know you're royal,
But if you keep spittin' these rhymes like some sort of fool,
I'm gonna waltz into Chariot Hall and put the beats on you.
I got Chavara, my wife, who's as good as good can be,
And Jaafs, the Duke of Farin, my brother, my homie,
You think you got a crew, Queen, don't sweat it,
We watch you while you sleep, don't ever forget it,
And if you step on me, whinin', because your rap failed,
Better check yourself before you wreck yourself,
Or I'll beat you with my flail,
And now, my friends, I bid you all adieu,
Sun and Moon protect you.
I walk through the city, all big and tall,
Hearin' the voices of the nobles like y'all,
Anastaci with her evil, C-Hunny with her Crown,
Enix with his Websters, I just put on a frown,
I wonder why all these white people pretend they can rap,
'Cause I been spittin' since I came out black,
My name is Paere de Laerne, the Lord Templar,
For every mage I killed I got a scar,
You white folk all go 'round, actin' like you hard,
Not one of y'all went to fight the Queen's war,
And C-hunny, don't get me wrong, I'm all loyal,
And C-hunny, don't get me wrong, I know you're royal,
But if you keep spittin' these rhymes like some sort of fool,
I'm gonna waltz into Chariot Hall and put the beats on you.
I got Chavara, my wife, who's as good as good can be,
And Jaafs, the Duke of Farin, my brother, my homie,
You think you got a crew, Queen, don't sweat it,
We watch you while you sleep, don't ever forget it,
And if you step on me, whinin', because your rap failed,
Better check yourself before you wreck yourself,
Or I'll beat you with my flail,
And now, my friends, I bid you all adieu,
Sun and Moon protect you.
LoL....think im starting to get better at this, whole its hard to make it sound all hardcore without including a few corney things here and there, without keeping in tune with TI.
Ah well....here it is
Welcome to Lithmore, the land of free
it's the place where C-hunny keeps callin out me
all she keep doin is makin people quickly see
You keep callin me out, im gonna put out your misery
Out goes Enix, in comes my mage
Time to take this battle to a whole other page
I was nice before, but now im on a whole different kind of rage
Spinning out of control to a different age!
Fingers go to tappin at my black keyboard, ready to slay these kids
Become yes, exit goes my Enix, in comes the witch, password is….
Time to show you jokers why everything I touch turn to fizz
Got these other two people hoppin the channel like it somebodys biz
when I'm on attack I like to use invisibility, put finger in your hair
I walk into your town, you can't see me, but guess what? I don’t care
I got enough to go around, don’t worry anastaci, olither, I will certainly share
gonna have you floppin on ground so bad, everybody gonna stare
My mage is set up, ready to bring that fire!
Ready to send some burns, hotter than any pyre
Go ahead step up, im ready for the next buyer
Here we go, getting rolling, ready put that tempo higher and higher!
Got this dude name olither, ending his rap like a prophet cat
Sun and moon guide you, what a load of crap!
Don’t forget Ana-ana-stazi….witch wake up, you nothin but lazy!
Climbin in battle like you something, girl you must be crazy
Yeah, im J-dizzle, I be that shizzle, that hypnotizzle
Yeah im forizzle, my nizzle, and im back again to slay that C-hizzle
“Don’t let the door hit ya” oops, sorry, missed. Try again would you?
Nevermind, I just fried that ass so hard you ran out of continues
Ah well....here it is
Welcome to Lithmore, the land of free
it's the place where C-hunny keeps callin out me
all she keep doin is makin people quickly see
You keep callin me out, im gonna put out your misery
Out goes Enix, in comes my mage
Time to take this battle to a whole other page
I was nice before, but now im on a whole different kind of rage
Spinning out of control to a different age!
Fingers go to tappin at my black keyboard, ready to slay these kids
Become yes, exit goes my Enix, in comes the witch, password is….
Time to show you jokers why everything I touch turn to fizz
Got these other two people hoppin the channel like it somebodys biz
when I'm on attack I like to use invisibility, put finger in your hair
I walk into your town, you can't see me, but guess what? I don’t care
I got enough to go around, don’t worry anastaci, olither, I will certainly share
gonna have you floppin on ground so bad, everybody gonna stare
My mage is set up, ready to bring that fire!
Ready to send some burns, hotter than any pyre
Go ahead step up, im ready for the next buyer
Here we go, getting rolling, ready put that tempo higher and higher!
Got this dude name olither, ending his rap like a prophet cat
Sun and moon guide you, what a load of crap!
Don’t forget Ana-ana-stazi….witch wake up, you nothin but lazy!
Climbin in battle like you something, girl you must be crazy
Yeah, im J-dizzle, I be that shizzle, that hypnotizzle
Yeah im forizzle, my nizzle, and im back again to slay that C-hizzle
“Don’t let the door hit ya” oops, sorry, missed. Try again would you?
Nevermind, I just fried that ass so hard you ran out of continues
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